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People Are Sharing Their Funniest and Craziest Reasons For Why They Ditched Their Coffee For Javy

"My mornings have never been faster, easier, and more convenient since I switched to Javy's Coffee Concentrate"

Javy Buzz Writer
By Jessica Michelle
Javy Buzz writer

We recently asked members of the Javy Coffee Community to tell us about the funniest and craziest reasons they've ditched their coffee coffee for Javy. Here are their responses:

1. "I once had the best job opportunity of my life. The morning of the job interview I made a big pot of coffee and poured it into a to-go tumbler as I rushed out the door. I finished every last drop right before I walked into the interview. Let's just say the interview didn't go as planned..."

"I kept noticing everyone staring at my mouth and I couldn't figure out why. It was like every interview question that I answered was not being heard. After the strange interview, I got back to my car, looked into my rearview, and saw that I had coffee grounds in-between all of my teeth!"

-- Kelsey Marin

2. "You know those horrible first date stories? Well, here's a good one that was ruined because of coffee. I was drained from a long day of work so before this guy came to pick me up for our first night out I made a quick cup of coffee. It was a grocery store brand coffee that had only been opened for a few weeks."

"To make a long story short, I rushed to the bathroom after 5 minutes of sitting down at dinner. I couldn't leave the bathroom and eventually got a text from my date that he had to leave an he called me an Uber home. Something about stale coffee always messes up my stomach but I haven't had this issue since using Javy because it's always made super fresh!"

-- Robin Graves

3. "Have you ever tried making Iced Coffee at home? It's a total disaster... I would first have to make a mess brewing coffee on the pot. Then Id try to wait a good 30 minutes until it cooled down enough to where I could finally poor it over without it instantly melting into a watered down coffee. Once I tried Javy I realized that I was wasting 30+ minutes of my life every single day!"

-- Sophia Robinson

4. "I always try to get in a morning surf or a morning run before starting my day. I like to reward myself with a nice cup of coffee from my favorite coffee shop after. The issue was this almost got me fired. The lines were so absurd that I was almost always running late for work."

"My coffee maker wasn't going to make me my favorite coffee drinks but I knew I needed to start making coffee at home again. Thankfully Javy was brought into my life and now I make my barista style drinks right at home in seconds."

-- Mikey Stephens

5. "My date went south real quick because of coffee! I know it sounds dramatic but hear me out... Hitting my favorite coffee shop on the way to work was apart of my daily routine.  If I missed a morning coffee stop before work then my whole day was thrown off.  So, it was Friday (payday!) and I grabbed an extra large cold brew which is a bit more expensive than my normal. I ran some numbers in my head and figured I'd have more than enough to cover me and my dates dinner. That's where things got awkward..."

"I picked up this girl for our first date night, and things were going great. We had a few drinks and some sushi, and when my card was ran at the end of dinner it kept getting declined. Of course I made up every excuse in the book but when she paid I felt defeated. Thats what it took for me to finally realize that my coffee spending was out of control!"

-- Jason Kelley

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Sabrina S.
8 hours ago

Some of these are really embarrassingly petty. Like to the point where they should be ashamed of themselves.

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Marc P.
3 hours ago

Anyone ever check these lists out to see if one of their exes might be on it? 😬

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Eduardo S.
4 hours ago

5 made me laugh out loud! I would have responded in a poshier accent "Please do!"

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